ACCIDENTALLY HIRED

You accidentally got hired.

W*rking is your worst nightmare. Avoid tasks, dodge responsibilities, and stay one step ahead of your cow*rkers as they desperately try to make you do your j*b.

Do whatever it takes to stay unemployed while technically being employed.

No w*rk. No productivity. No exceptions.

Running from your responsibilities too fast will instantly extinguish your fire.

Making noise will alert them instantly: stay quiet if you want to remain unemployed.

Avoiding them requires hiding in the dark without a sound: your escape from w*rk depends on your silence.

Based on a true story.